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Plot: Happily-married couple Dan and Jody begin to notice some bizarre activity once they bring their newborn baby Aiden home from the hospital. But when the chaos expands into Jody's job as a ballet dancer and Dan's career as an Ape researcher, they realize their family is being stalked by a nefarious demon. Together, with the advice of certified experts and the aid of numerous cameras, they must figure out how to get rid of it before it's too late. Runtime: 86 mins Release Date: 11 Apr 2013
People are saying that the movie was bad, WWWHHHAAATT! this film was great! it's not the standard you'd expect to follow Argo to win Best Picture but it's entertaining and it's at least better than some romantic comedy's that have been panned. Also my cinema was filled with teens laughing their heads off so it's our type of humor. The standout stars of the movie for me are Ashley Tisdale & Erica Ash. Other stars who dropped in to make a cameo that were in my good graces were Leonardo DiCaprio, Snoop Dogg & Mac Miller. However the scene between Chalie & <more>
Lindsay was OK, however it didn't enjoy it even a hint of Charlie's last appearance in Scary Movie wasn't enjoyable. However the rest of the movie makes up for it. Definitely a fav of mine and will be for many, many years 10/10
I thought it was pretty fun! (by Snyder-matthew23)
I LOVE the Scary Movie franchise and, to be honest, I thought this movie would have been a total bummer but it was pretty funny! This wasn't my favorite of the series although it's one of them. I don't know why people hate this movie so much! If you don't even have a sense of humor or don't like parody's, then don't watch these kind of movies! I like parody movies a lot and yes, they can be very dumb and stupid but that's the fun part about it. So if you don't like these kind of movies then just go watch something else that you think is worth your time! I <more>
thought this was a great and funny movie and I would recommend this to my friends and family who want to see this.
A New Chapter in the 'Scary Movie' Franchise!!! (by Pumpkin_Man)
I grew up with the Scary Movie franchise. I've always welcomed another sequel. This new film was actually really funny, but has a very different tone to it. I've seen it twice so far and it keeps getting better. Anna Faris and Regina Hall are gone, but Ashley Tisdale does a fairly decent job leading the movie. The main spoofs are Paranormal Activity, Mama, Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Black Swan, and Evil Dead. Tisdale stars as Jody Sanders, a woman married to Dan played by Simon Rex from Scary Movie 3 & 4 Jody and Dan adopt Charlie Sheen's kids, who have been hiding in <more>
the woods with 'mama' When they move in to their new home, they notice ghostly paranormal activity. Jody teams up with her ballet partner, Kendra to find the Necronomicon and try to defeat Mama. If you love spoofs and the Scary Movie series, you'll love SCARY MOVIE 5!!!
It's been 7 years since Scary Movie 4 hit theaters to a pretty impressive box office run, and Scary Movie 5 brings the series back in a big fun way. If you loved the other four films especially part 3 you will definitely get a kick out of Scary Movie 5. This is a spoof done right, written by David Zucker, the master of slapstick humor. Sure, like any spoof movie there are tons and tons of jokes and some miss the mark. However, Scary Movie 5 succeeds by sticking to its roots and rebooting the entire series for new audiences and old fans alike.The first thing you will probably notice is <more>
the rather unfortunate and upsetting lack of Anna Farris. Farris rose to stardom almost exclusively through the Scary Movie films at first, building her comedic repertoire along the way. At the time of filming, Farris was pregnant, so Ashley Tisdale fills Anna's shoes in a surprisingly fulfilling turn. Sure, she's no Cindy Campbell, but Jody is a character you can root for and Tisdale really does prove she has good comic timing. Unfortunately, there is also no Brenda Regina Hall or any of the other great characters to be found in the other sequels. For this film, it actually works this circumstance to its advantage, bringing back both Charlie Sheen and Simon Rex as relatives again but playing completely different character than their counterparts from the third and fourth installments. Some of the side characters bring the most laughs, from Molly Shannon as Heather to Tyler Posey as a hardcore Christian chilling at a cabin in the woods long story. The opening scene rivals the best ones in this series, and the scene fully concludes after the credits roll so stick around for a fun moment and obvious ode to the other four movies. Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen were absolutely perfect choices for the opening and I really missed them once they were gone. Also, I could watch Simon Rex do his awkward comedy schtick for hours and never get bored. Rock on, Dirt Nasty!There are some really nitpicky issues to be found within this feature, but when you are watching a spoof film you really need to switch your brain off to have any fun. There are some odd dubbing issues as far as sound goes where it looks like the actor was saying something else, which most likely was a product of the numerous reshoots this movie underwent to remain more relevant. The Inception and 50 Shades of Grey spoofs kind of fall flat on their faces and bring the movie to a bit of a halt, but they are mere bumps in the road compared to the laughs to be found in the rest of the movie. I'm anxious to see an unrated version of this on DVD to see what was cut out or what footage/spoofs were excised completely from the final product.If spoofs are your thing, there is plenty of hysterical moments to be found within Scary Movie 5, which actually takes chances and doesn't rehash the same material over and over again. This isn't your typical throwaway spoof. Though the ending could have used a bit of polishing come to think of it, I've never been fully satisfied with an ending apart from the first , the final product is very watchable and has some decidedly off-the-wall moments. I can honestly say I loved Scary Movie 5, and if you're a fan of spoofs you will probably love it too.
Hilarious Movie, but a bad movie (by RyanLawrence)
Honestly if you want to see this movie because it looks funny, you should still see it. The only reason this movie got bad reviews is because it is a horrible movie. However if you want to go just to laugh, you should definitely see it. In my opinion, it is one of the funniest ones so far.No Scary Movie movies are supposed to be good movies, they're supposed to be funny movies. That's the point, they are made to be that way. Critics should know that. It's a 0.5/10 for a good movie but 9/10 for the funny parts. Don't listen to the critics they don't know what they're <more>
talking about . Movies I recommend you see before just watching it: -Paranormal Activity 4 -Black Swan -Cabin In The Woods -Planet of the Apes -Evil Dead
The best "Scary Movie" since the original (by 851222)
Greetings from Lithuania.3,5 is the rating this film has at this moment at IMDb, so here is the question - what did you expect? It's a parody for god sake. Silly as hell, and funny as well. "Scary MoVie" delivers! Seeing the rating i thought this is going to be terrible, but what a surprise - i laughed very hard, it was very funny movie. If you don't like parodies, you will hate it. But if you love them - this film is a real fun. And as i said - it's the best part since the original. Seriuosly. Sure, when you watch this kind of film, don't expect brilliance, just <more>
open you mind and close your brain - this parody really works. Now i know for sure, when in the titles you see names Bob Weinstein and Harvey Weinstein - this film is going to be good, they definitely know how to make movies work.
A Good sequel! Not as funny as Scary Movie 4 which I thought was the funniest! But it was pretty good!Like how it parodied Paranormal Activity, Mama & Evil Dead which wasn't even out yet! It had it's laughs here & there as per, such as the narrator who was telling the story then making jokes while things were going on! The bit when Tom got hit with the frying pans repeatedly & got attacked by the kitchen machines, such as the microwave door & oven door etc!It somewhat didn't seem as funny as I hoped although it was a fairly decent Scary Movie sequel! Worth the <more>
watch if you've seen the first 4 instalments! Hoping there will be a Scary Movie 6! 8/10
Not the Funniest Spoof But Pretty Fun (by zardoz-13)
Friends and colleagues constantly remind me the pun ranks as the lowest form of humor. Let the word go forth: I love puns! I acquired my taste for puns from repeat viewings of both classic Marx Brothers' comedies as well as the vintage James Bond thrillers. The only thing I treasure more than puns are cinematic parodies. "Scary Movie 5" doesn't qualify as the funniest entry in the franchise. Nevertheless, I had a blast watching this shallow scatological spoof and laughing at the way it skewered a number of recently successful films. "Undercover Brother" director <more>
Malcolm Lee and "Scary Movie 3" scenarists David Zucker and Pat Proft furnish audiences with a farcical frenzy of sight gags and slapstick designed to make us cringe with delight. The biggest difference between "Scary Movie 5" and the four previous entries is the conspicuous absence of Anna Farris. Ashley Tisdale replaced Farris in this installment because Farris was pregnant when the producers lensed it in September and October of 2012. Although she lacks the deer-caught-in-the-headlights idiocy that Farris brought to each of the previous outings, Tisdale acquits herself adequately enough under the circumstances. Similarly, Regina Hall skipped this one, but she wasn't pregnant like Anna. Meantime, Dimension Films hasn't regaled us with a "Scary Movie" since the fourth installment came out back in 2006. Any time a sequel to a sequel doesn't appear a year or two after its predecessor, you have to figure something must have gotten in the way. Hundreds of movies have come and gone in those intervening seven years, and the "Scary Movie" people have ignored some that would have been ripe for ridiculing. My chief complaint is that neither Lee nor his scripters have lacerated "The Hunger Games," "Looper," the "Twilight" sagas, "The Expendables," "Pitch Perfect," "The Social Network," "The King's Speech," and "Avatar." The best scene in "Scary Movie 5" is the opening scene with Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan in bed together deriding their reputations in a riff on the "Paranormal Activity" movies. An earlier "Scary Movie" skewered Michael Jackson, but a lookalike stand-in played Jackson. Here the Real McCoys are mocking themselves and it's a hoot to watch them. Afterward, we are treated to a series of titles like those in the "Paranormal Activity" movies about the disappearance of the participants. Although Charlie's body was found, we are informed that his corpse continued to party hardy. The scene then shifts to the woods of Humboldt County where Snoop Dog and Mac Miller are searching for weed rather than Charlie's three missing children. They stumble onto a cabin in the woods where they encounter Charlie's kids scuttling around at thrice the speed of normal, ordinary humans. Initially, neither is sure what is haunting the cabin and they deploy an arsenal of firearms with which they riddle the premises. Eventually, they learn they're blasting away at two, filthy, unwashed urchins. They turn the kids over to the authorities and score a handsome reward. Charlie's brother Dan Simon Rex of "Superhero Movie" and Dan's wife Jody Ashley Tisdale of "Donnie Darko" are awarded custody of Charlie's children. The Institute for Case Studies allows them to raise the siblings on the condition that Dan and Jody live in a palatial residence house. As part of the deal, Dan and Jody get a hirsute Hispanic housekeeper, Maria Lidia Porto of "Idiocracy" , who bears her Catholicism like a cross. They also get a German shepherd police dog. The superstitious Maria starts blessing the baby the moment after Jody crosses the threshold with him. Throughout these scenes, a grey-skinned hag in black apparel flits around in the background. The responsibility of raising his brother's children prompts Dan to push himself harder at his job so he can impress his bosses. Dan conducts research at a primate laboratory. He has been carrying out an experiment on apes to ascertain their intelligence. Naturally, all the apes turn into anti-social specimens, while one of them, Caesar, exhibits above-average intelligence.Meanwhile, Jody aspires to be a ballerina like her mother who gave birth to her during a performance of Swan Lake. At the same time, Jody's friend Kendra Brooks Erica Ash of "MADtv" is competing for the role, while long time prima ballerina Heather Daltry Molly Shannon of "Superstar" launches a smear campaign against Jody. Poor Dan runs into trouble galore at his laboratory. Jody persuades the children to tell her about their mom who raised them in the wild until demons came along to possess her. She found a mysterious tome that warned her not to recite its evil incantations. At home, the demons possess the swimming pool droids and these nifty mechanical devices treat themselves to a pool party, snorting cleaning powder.This time around "Scary Movie 5" roasts not only the "Paranormal Activity" franchise, but also "Inception," "Black Swan," "Rise of the Planet of the Apes," "Sinister," Mama," "A Cabin in the Woods," and "Evil Dead." Mind you, I loved the "Paranormal Activity" franchise, and I laughed at the hilarious send-up that Lee and his scribes gave it, especially with the swimming pool droids. The scenes that mocked "Evil Dead" are pretty funny, too. Of course, you'll have to endure the usual lowest common denominator bowel humor as well as assorted penis jokes. The metaphorical montage of pseudo lesbian love scenes resembles the heterosexual hot-dog scenes from "The Naked Gun" parodies. Not surprisingly, Zucker and Proft were the geniuses behind that franchise, too. Two last minute surprises will have you rolling. First, you'll realize why Snoop Dog wanted a yacht with a shark in its pool. Second, you'll discover that the narrator is more than just a guy who mimics Morgan Freeman. Clocking in at a trim 85 minutes, "Scary Movie 5" doesn't squander a second. You should stick around for the amusing end credits and the outtakes that appear throughout them.
OK. It is a PARODY movie. Cut it come slack. (by lutherdwl4)
Now, before you hate me for giving it an 8, remember, its my opinion. This movie is supposed to be bad, like the toy car scene, it was terrible on purpose, and it was kind of funny. I admit, me, my sister, and pretty much every one in the theater was laughing their asses off. Because, if you take it as it is, a Parody movie, it is pretty damn funny. Don't watch this movie if you don't watch horror movies, because you wont know whats going on, and you wont understand the jokes. I am saying the best part of the movie was the parody of Paranormal activity and they made a whole party <more>
scene for the pool cleaners. That was hilarious. And when Maria and Dan were fighting in the front yard. I also appreciated the Morgan Freeman sound alike narrating the movie. But don't watch the movie hoping for there to be a plot, because their wont be one. I honestly thought the movie was hilarious. And them having to re-shoot almost the whole movie like a month before release, and it not being completely terrible, that was pretty damn good on their part. Also, these people are making a movie for our entertainment, and they spent tons of time and money on it, the least we can do is appreciate the movie for what it is. A Parody.